The Monday Knitting Circle

Service Description

Welcome to The Monday Knitting Circle A secret society hidden 'virtually' in plain sight You may think this is just another knitting circle—an innocuous gathering of hobbyists, quietly threading yarn through their needles as they sip tea and nod approvingly at fine stitch work. But you’d be wrong. No jumpers here. We are laughter crafters. We knit wit. And when we’re done, we leave people in stitches. The First Rule of The Monday Knitting Circle: Your experiences are your yarn. We take the tangled threads of life - anxieties, struggles, triumphs - and spin them into humour that heals. No joke is too small. Whether it’s a one-liner or a full-blown story, every stitch counts toward the bigger picture. What We Do Each Week - Gather in secrecy (via video call, in our 'safe room') to write, collaborate, and perform comedy. - Learn joke structures, timing, delivery, and how to transform life’s absurdities into punchlines. - Experiment with observational comedy, self-effacing humour, and storytelling in an inclusive, supportive space. - Work toward contributing jokes to a charity book—raising money for mental health organisations while making the world a funnier place. Why We Knit (Metaphorically) - For ourselves: Laughter is therapy; humour is resilience. - For others: Our struggles, reframed in comedy, become someone else’s relief. - For change: We raise the profile of mental health through comedy, proving that joy is both a medicine and a movement. The Pledge of The Wit Knits "I solemnly swear to craft joy from chaos, to thread laughter through the fabric of life, and to embrace my imperfections as raw material for comedy. I vow to knit wit, weave mischief, and leave the world in stitches—one joke at a time." This is more than just a club—it’s a conspiracy of comedy, an underground movement in which everyday experiences become stand-up material, where vulnerability transforms into hilarity, and where laughter is a revolution. Welcome to The Monday Knitting Circle. Grab your balls and let's knit wit!